If you’re ever stranded on an remote island, and you see a bottomless Candice Swanepoel a ways off on the beach in triplicit, just remember- fuck the one in the middle, and you’ll be just fine.

Nicole Neal is the sexiest snack food, good to eat

…so yeah, anyway…here’s the Goddess Erica Campbell in what could be the hottest pic of all the pictures in her portfoilio, which is saying a lot given she has so many shots to compete with it.. Modified? Yes. But not the pink parts. That’s all original..

Nicole Neal’s nude and pale

Britney Spears isĀ  more mom now than mega-diva, but for a time, she was queen. From teenage sexpot, to the crazy years, to the now, and along the way she showed us all her places intimate, though unitentionally most of the time. And at the end of the day, hell yeah I’d hit that, and as long as she let me, cause I’ve seen the girl move with passion, and her horniest years are still yet to come.

Asses up, Nicole Neal

My, Candice Swanepoel, you have very beautiful…calves.

Yes, Candice Swanepoel, Maxim and myself are of the same opinion. You ARE the hottest woman on the planet. It’s just that I’ve thought so for years..Maxim’s just catchin’ up.

Come one, Nicole Neal. What was I supposed to do, just click on by and NOT make you naked? Yeah, that was probably supposed to do. Well, I didn’t…

Kaley Cuoco. I don’t know if she’s a true blond or not, but she does lend credibility to all the blond jokes. Blond or no, her ass is fine..