Nicole Neal’s a little tied up right now. Leave a message at the beep.

Rihanna and her ass getting some tan time in…

I hope Instagram didn’t put Rihanna off of making shots like this on her own. Naked Rihanna selfies should get encouragement, not the ban..frickin’ morons..

Britney Spears, sunny-side up.

Remember ladies, men love super-thin bikinis that become see-thru if soaked with water. Like Nicky Whelan is wearing here, for example..and size definitely matters..

Peyton List with a bush. Because little girls don’t have one, and women do. Because 80’s Playboy schooled me on what a hot girl looks like. And because it gives a girls pussy personality and character.

Candice Swanepoel…that should cover it.

Swanepoel plural..

The peak of Alba

Rihanna triple nude faux.