Now..who wants to fuck Kate Upton in zero-g freefall? The answer? Everyone who already wanted to fuck Kate Upton, of course. I’d imagine giving her a proper pounding under conditions of weightlessness would prove to be challenging, but then again, so is sex in the back of a pinto. Didn’t let it stop me. Remember, no one likes a quitter.
About damn time, Jessica Alba. And by that I mean beach candids in a bikini without kids in tow and a sleeping bag wrapped around her waist. Ok, there was a bikini, and Cash Warren. Both had to go, and I think it’s all-around a better shot for it.
Poor Britney Spears. Her clothes and her car got jacked while she was takin’ an ocean dip, now she can’t find change for the cab driver. On the bright side, she probably won’t have trouble hitchin’ a ride home.
If you’re ever stranded on an remote island, and you see a bottomless Candice Swanepoel a ways off on the beach in triplicit, just remember- fuck the one in the middle, and you’ll be just fine.